Okay, seriously. Who gets a fortune like this? I mean, besides me? If there's a crappy fortune out there, or no fortune (yes, I've gotten fortune cookies with nothing inside), I'm going to get it. Seriously, I've gotten so superstitious about it that I never choose. I always take the last available.

Is this because I'm such a grouch? Is this some sort of fortune cookie karma? Are the Gods of Pithy Sayings On Tiny Pieces of Paper trying to tell me something?

That said, I think I see ingratitude nearly every time I leave the house so I am totally sure this one's gonna come true.

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